1. |
Blood in the Vomit
01:14
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it all started with a trip to friendly's
time to fucking eat
then i made the decision
oysters is what I'll eat
vomiting up my insides
spewing it all out
leaking the fluid
blood in the vomit
i rush to the bathroom
to spew it up
it was then i knew
they didnt passhealth inspection
vomiting up my insides
spewing it all out
leaking the fluid
blood in the vomit
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2. |
Coprophilia
00:38
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*scatting*
Scat is fucking gross
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3. |
Dogs
00:08
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there better than cats
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4. |
Driving A Truck
00:39
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driving a truck
gotta get where i need to go
driving a truck
driving a truck
gotta get the frieght where it needs to go
18 wheels
hard and fast
gotta go fast
gotta go
late nights on the road again
gotta go where i need to go
across the country
where i gotta go
driving a truck
got to go
driving at night
no stopping
gotta go
driving a truck
yeah
yeah
driving
driving
driving
across the country
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5. |
Ghost Sex
00:42
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she was alone
in the elevator
she didnt know what it was
she was japanese
possessed
and fucked
by poltergeists
slowly violated
by supernatural desire
destroyed
by unworldly desire
possesed
and fucked
by poltergeists
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6. |
Grindcore Songs
01:04
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grindcore songs can be good but I put little to no effort into them
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7. |
How To Bake Cupcakes
01:12
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1 3/4 cups cake flour (not self-rising)
1 1/4 cups unbleached all-purpose flour
2 cups sugar
1 tbsp. baking powder
3/4 tsp. salt
4 sticks unsalted cubed butter
4 large eggs
1 cup whole milk
1 tsp. pure vanilla extract
6 cups confectioners' sugar
1/2 cup milk.
2 tsp. vanilla extract
Preheat your oven to 325ºF (162ºC).
Line a cupcake pan with paper liners. Set the pan aside.
Combine the flour, sugar, baking powder, and salt in a bowl.
Add 4 sticks of unsalted cubed butter to the mixture.
Add 4 large eggs to the mixture, one at a time.
Add 1 cup of whole milk and 1 tsp. of pure vanilla extract to the batter.
Fill each baking cup 2/3 full with the batter.
Bake for 17-20 minutes.
Make the frosting.
Cool the cupcakes.
Decorate the cupcakes with the frosting.
Serve.
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8. |
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I SPENT ALL MY MONEY ON DRUGS, AND COULDN'T AFFORD TO FLY
I TOOK A GREYHOUND BUS, YOU AND YOUR BRAT SAT NEXT TO ME
IT WOULDN'T SHUT UP, SO I LIT IT ON FIRE
FOR 30 SECONDS IT WAS LOUDER, THEN IT SHUT UP
I LIT YOUR, I LIT YOUR, I LIT YOUR BABY ON FIRE
I LIT YOUR, I LIT YOUR, I LIT YOUR BABY ON FIRE
I LIT YOUR, I LIT YOUR, I LIT YOUR BABY ON FIRE
I LIT YOUR, I LIT YOUR, I LIT YOUR BABY ON FIRE
YOU CAME BACK FROM THE BATHROOM, AND SMELLED SOMETHING BURNING
YOU REALIZED IT WAS YOUR BABY, AND I STARTED TO LAUGH
YOU ASKED THE DRIVER TO PULL OVER, BUT HE LAUGHED AT YOU TOO
YOU YELLED AT ME, SO I ROSTED SOME MARSMELLOWS ON YOU'RE KID
I LIT YOUR, I LIT YOUR, I LIT YOUR BABY ON FIRE
I LIT YOUR, I LIT YOUR, I LIT YOUR BABY ON FIRE
I LIT YOUR, I LIT YOUR, I LIT YOUR BABY ON FIRE
I LIT YOUR, I LIT YOUR, I LIT YOUR BABY ON FIRE
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9. |
Ironic Memes
00:58
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hey guys look at how retarded i am
de la such wow haha
fuck off retard
just kidding im not actually retarded
im just incredibly depressed
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10. |
Lindo
00:11
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I don't really know who Lindo is, I'm not his friend on facebook so I can't really say much about him.
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11. |
Manegg
00:23
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manegg
manegg
manegg
manegg
take a dollop of mayo
and one egg
manegg
manegg
manegg
manegg
eat that egg
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12. |
Leonardo
00:48
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leonardo
who came first
the turtle
or the painter
both of them knew michaelangelo
same story with donatello
one painted mona lisa
the other was a fucking turtle
one was gay and one was not
one was from the renaissance
leonardo
leonardo
leonardo
who came first
the turtle
or the painter
one was gay and one was not
one was from the renaissance
leonardo
leonardo
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13. |
Life Cycle of A Frog
00:36
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started off with an egg
then it goes to a tadpole
then it grows limbs
and goes to a frog
to a frog
to a frog
to a frog
them it starts over
again
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14. |
MC Ride
00:14
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oh how it never stops
on and on its beyond insane
why you have to
go and make a meme out of them
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15. |
Paul Blart
00:29
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Don't mess with his mall
In January 2009 comes the family fun security guard hit of the year
Kevin James stars in
Paul Blart: Mall Cop
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16. |
Redheads Aren't Real
00:45
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redheads
they arent fucking real
ian
stop posting them
fuck
i much prefer it when you post hannibal memes
ian
we get it you like hailey fucking williams
seriously get back to posting hannibal shit
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17. |
Riffs
02:43
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a tribute to andrew
king of riff
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18. |
Send Fucking Ass
00:26
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ay yo girl
you know what i need
some fucking ass
now
please send ass
please send ass
please send ass
please send ass
please send ass
please send ass
please send ass
please send ass
please send ass
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19. |
Steel Beams
00:30
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burn that joke into the ground like the twin towers
you are not fucking funny
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20. |
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Dolphins have control over their flexible dick
Dolphins often use their flexible dick to pull down people and rape them to death
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21. |
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POWDERED SUGAR ON YOUR FINGERS, COFFEE ON YOUR SHIRT
BRIBES IN YOUR POCKET, YOU NEVER DO ANY WORK
YOU FAT, FUCKING SLOB YOU JUST SIT IN A CAR
UNTIL YOU GET OFF WORK THEN IT'S BACK TO THE BAR
YOU FUCKING PIG-PIG, YOU'RE A FUCKING COP-COP
YOU FUCKING PIG-PIG, YOU'RE A FUCKING COP-COP
YOU FUCKING PIG-PIG, YOU'RE A FUCKING COP-COP
YOU FUCKING PIG-PIG, YOU'RE A FUCKING COP-COP
YOU NEVER CATCH ANY CROOKS BUT HARASS EVERYONE ELSE
YOUR FAT FINGERS DON'T FIT THE TRIGGER YOU'RE TOO SLOW TO CATCH A NIGGER
YOU'RE A SUBURBAN COP BECAUSE YOU'RE SCARED OF THE CITY
YOU BROKE A STOOL AT DUNKING DONUTS BECAUSE YOU'RE SO FUCKING FAT
YOU FUCKING PIG-PIG, YOU'RE A FUCKING COP-COP
YOU FUCKING PIG-PIG, YOU'RE A FUCKING COP-COP
YOU FUCKING PIG-PIG, YOU'RE A FUCKING COP-COP
YOU FUCKING PIG-PIG, YOU'RE A FUCKING COP-COP
POWDERED SUGAR ON YOUR FINGERS, COFFEE ON YOUR SHIRT
BRIBES IN YOUR POCKET, YOU NEVER DO ANY WORK
YOU FAT FUCKING SLOB YOU JUST SIT IN A CAR
UNTIL YOU GET OFF WORK THEN IT'S BACK TO THE BAR
YOU FUCKING PIG-PIG, YOU'RE A FUCKING COP-COP
YOU FUCKING PIG-PIG, YOU'RE A FUCKING COP-COP
YOU FUCKING PIG-PIG, YOU'RE A FUCKING COP-COP
YOU FUCKING PIG-PIG, YOU'RE A FUCKING COP-COP
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